i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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