you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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