doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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