I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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