One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you traded sex for a burrito?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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