i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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