Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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