So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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