can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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