my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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