when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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