Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she smelled like a LAN party
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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