Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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