I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
