There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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