It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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