I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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