If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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