Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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