Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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