and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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