broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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