On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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