I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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