ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Im part way to drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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