Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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