so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
