this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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