Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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