am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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