"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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