I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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