there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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