i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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