i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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