Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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