Someone shit on the floor
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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