I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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