false alarm. still invincible.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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