I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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