I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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