You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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