It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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