why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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