She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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