Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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