jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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