school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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