Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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