Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i would one night stand the shit outta him
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We are all done wearing pants today
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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