You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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