Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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