haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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